{"product_id":"the-leaking-roof-that-wasnt-copy-1","title":"Who's kecks are those...","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"84\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI Was on a job with a lovely old couple in a very neat and tidy, well-kept bungalow.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"177\"\u003eWas having a bit of trouble pairing up two boxes, one in the bedroom and one in the lounge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"275\"\u003eI noticed when walking from the bedroom to the lounge, there was a black thong on the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"277\" data-end=\"364\"\u003eI thought to myself, \u003cem data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"364\"\u003e\"How embarrassing for that lady, her knickers are on the floor.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"366\" data-end=\"483\"\u003eA few more trips back and forth from the bedroom and lounge, hopping over the knickers, the thought occurred to me...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"536\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"536\"\u003eSurely this lovely old lady isn't wearing thongs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"573\"\u003eThen I looked closer and thought...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"598\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"598\"\u003eI have the same ones.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"633\"\u003eThen it finally occurred to me...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"661\"\u003eTHEY WERE MY KNICKERS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"805\"\u003eI had quickly thrown on my trousers out the tumble dryer in a rush that morning and they must have been stuck to the Velcro on my back pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eWhich meant I not only had dropped a pair of my knickers on the floor and left them there for half an hour for everyone to see...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"1139\"\u003eBut I had done two or three jobs before that, up ladders and outside, so I will have had a pair of knickers attached to my arse flapping in the wind like the Union Jack on top of Buckingham Palace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1141\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003eI quickly swooped them up and stuffed them into my pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003eThe sweet old lady never said anything...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1281\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBut she definitely did notice. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1281\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan data-olk-copy-source=\"MessageBody\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSubmitted Anonymously by a Satellite TV Engineer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rossendale Trades Hub Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54483423068501,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1032\/7972\/2837\/files\/TradeTales.png?v=1783274984","url":"https:\/\/rossendaletradeshub.com\/products\/the-leaking-roof-that-wasnt-copy-1","provider":"Rossendale Trades Hub Ltd","version":"1.0","type":"link"}