{"product_id":"whos-kecks-are-those-copy","title":"That's not my job!","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"ba9bc489-8d2c-41ec-8034-892a27e92331\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"330\"\u003eI had a job during lockdown in 2020. With it being Covid, we couldn’t enter homes, but we would still visit jobs in the hope of fixing the equipment from the outside — the dish and cable — and looking at the TV through an open window.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"405\"\u003eI was called out to a job in Blackburn for a TV with no satellite signal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"571\"\u003eI arrived and saw that a new dish and cable had been installed just a few days before. Luckily, the house had a large window I could really lean into to see the TV.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"573\" data-end=\"662\"\u003eI did all my tests and there was absolutely nothing wrong. It was the perfect set-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"710\"\u003eSo I asked again what was wrong with his TV...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eHe slowly walked towards me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"804\"\u003eI backed out of the window, and he put his hands out and said:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"903\"\u003e“There is nothing wrong with the TV. I just wanted somebody to come and trim my fingernails.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"979\"\u003eI felt sorry for him, but I absolutely did not cut his fingernails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1026\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eI did suggest someone for him to call though.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1281\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan data-olk-copy-source=\"MessageBody\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSubmitted Anonymously by a Satellite TV Engineer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rossendale Trades Hub Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54483429753173,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1032\/7972\/2837\/files\/TradeTales.png?v=1783274984","url":"https:\/\/rossendaletradeshub.com\/products\/whos-kecks-are-those-copy","provider":"Rossendale Trades Hub Ltd","version":"1.0","type":"link"}